That's fucking entrepreneurship!

WOW!
In case you can't quite read the ad, this is for the 'Flick-a-high' combination Cane, pot-pipe, and poolcue. If Thomas Edison ever dreamed of inventing something this cool, he better crawl out of his grave and apologize.
The thing I love the most about this is that it makes some pretty lofty assumptions about it's customers, namely;
- You've probably spilled off your hog recently and need a cane to get around.
- You smoke a ton of weed or like to hang out with 12 year old butch girls who do.
- You're not going to let your recent injury or the fact that you're now too stoned to function stop you from playing 9-ball until you get into a fight down at Gilly's.
And finally, you're the type of 'go-go-go' person that needs the convenience of all these items combined together. And the world just gets better...
Special thanks to Sharpeworld