Did you ever notice?

At the risk of sounding like that senile old windbag Andy Rooney, does anyone else have a problem with opening cereal boxes these days? I understand that it needs to be sealed to protect the freshness and alert me if some shit-heel poured anthrax in it, but it seems more and more that some cereals (I'm looking at you Quaker) are sewn up tighter than Donny Osmond's asshole. I have to claw and scratch so much at that space age bag inside that by the time I get it open, the box looks like the inside of the well that Buffalo Bill kept his victims in in Silence of the Lambs.