Back when I was a kid, Blogs were called 'imaginary friends' and were only slightly more pathetic.

Friday, June 29, 2007

NBA Draft Coverage, Courtesy of a Sock Puppet With a Slightly Racist Accent...

Apparently, it must be impossible to get thrown out of the NBA Draft...


Friday, June 22, 2007

Maybe The Best Use Of An Expensive Prop Ever...


Like CatNip For Geeks. More Phun With Photoshop...

For more greatness, check out Planet Hiltron.


Thursday, June 14, 2007

Since I'm Pretty Sure I'm Dead, Why Don't You Just Tell Me The Score Of The Red Wings Game...

A pretty old story, but funny as hell nonetheless. Cop seizes pot, Cop bakes pot into Brownies, Cop calls cops because he's a lightweight who thinks he overdosed on pot...


Monday, June 11, 2007

The Smiths On Children's Television

My favorite part of this clip is when a little girl asks Morrissey, "Where are we going?".

"We're going Mad", says Moz, trying to blow her little mind.

"Oh, I thought we were going to Kew Gardens".

Check and mate, you mopey bastard.

Your powers are useless against children, Morrissey!! Get out of there!!


Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Good Thing He's Not A Proctologist!! Boing!!