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Thursday, July 29, 2004

Also available at JoAnn Fabrics for 50 cents...

I suppose if you blindly follow the spiritual 'wisdom' of folks like Madonna, Demi Moore and Britney Spears, you'll think this is quite a bargain;

Click HERE for protection from evil spirits

Here's what the sales pitch to Target must've been like:

That's right, it's string!

String you tie around your wrist!

No, it doesn't need batteries, it's string!

What do you mean no one will pay $25 for string? Haven't you ever been to a Berkeley street fair? Some of those sad old women would buy a dreamcatcher made from Aids if you told them the Dhali Lama once wiped his ass with it! Just put it in the catalog and we'll use the first million dollars of profit to have a truckload of expired potato chips imbued with the 'essence of protection'.



Anonymous Anonymous blathered...

I received free shipping on purchasing furniture from Joann Fabric on!!!

4:45 AM


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