Mr. Roger's Confronts The Forces That Destroyed Him...

He's not a carpenter, you idiot!! He's a plumber!! Also, it's nice of the kid to humor Mr. Rogers by saying he also likes hopscotch and Candyland...



I also love the very end, just because we get to hear Mr. Rogers say, "Hey Brendon, your dad's over there, so we better go". Yay pedophile jokes!!

UPDATE: As an eagle-eyed commenter just pointed out, the video game service guy that comes in at 2:00 is Keith fucking David, star of There's something about Mary ("Is it the frank or the beans?"), Clockers, Road House, The Quick and the Dead, and he played Earl Woods in 'The Tiger Woods Story'. Cool!!

Sit Still Class... Teacher's A Little Hung Over, So Today We'll Watch This Film...

According to this educational film from the '60s, School Bus accidents are caused by the following things: Nebbish bus drivers who look like Jason Alexander, kids with big flowers (?), kids who track cow shit into the bus, kids whose parents may be getting divorced, Mexicans with knives, and of course, negroes with their loud music.

At the very least, check out the growing racist rage on the red-headed girl at 6:10. I'm pretty sure the 30 seconds that follows influenced most of the ending scenes in the movie 'Do The Right Thing'...

Patience My Son...

Watch (or skip ahead) to the end. It's got a pretty good payoff...

Deserving of the 'Straight To Video' Treatment...

Here's my entry into the most recent 'San Francisco Three Minute Film Festival'. I didn't see the voting results, but I'm pretty confident it finished last. On the bright side, however, I put next to no effort into it at all...

After Watching This, You Qualify For a Degree In Religeous Studies From Hampshire College...

College buddy Jim posted this on his site:

Like Watching YouTube, Except Not Free...

Tonite, me and my homey Jeff will be hosting the

SAN FRANCISCO THREE MINUTE FILM FESTIVAL

ROOT DIVISION
17th AND VAN NESS
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 16TH
Doors at 7:00 PM
Movies at 8:00 PM
$8 General Admission to benefit The Fine Folks at Root Division

COME THIRSTY! There will be booze, beer, and for designated drivers, a hose to drink from.

SEE YOU THERE!!!!!!

Music Recommendation From The Mrs....

VanShe, one of those Australian bands, has a sound that can only be described with two words: John Hughes...



Might I also recommend the new Charlotte Gainsbourg and Darkel. Together, they make up an Air album, as they wrote all the songs for the former and the latter is a solo project from Cape-wearing Air member J.B. Dunckel.

New Commercial

Y'all Gotta Get You Some Religeon...

Reverend Fred Phelps presents the case against Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert...



The satanic spirit of MOCKERY!!!

Demitri Down Under

A clip from a couple of months ago of Demitri Martin in Melbourne, Australia...

Review of the MTV Video Music Awards

Who left the theatre geeks in charge?



Hi!, we're Panic! At the Disco!. (Ed. Note; I'm not sure where the exclamation mark is supposed to go, but one of those must be right)

We love Tim Burton movies more than life itself (especially since life up to this point has consisted of mean jocks calling us 'queers' and snapping us with towels in the locker room).

Our lyrics and song titles contain passages that an eleven year old girl would erase from her diary out of embarassment.

We single handedly represent everything that's wrong with Emo, Mall Punk, MySpace and Goth. We're the ultimate cross-over band of suck.

And we won Best Video of the Year at MTV's 'barrel-rolling into meaninglessness' circle jerk known as the VMAs.

Can't afford to see us now? Don't worry. In 3 years, we'll be opening for Jesus Jones and the VengaBoys at your local County Fair...

Why Does Comedy Central Hate Working People?

I know everyone's supposed to be throwing barbeques and doing other 'outdoor' activities this weekend, but Comedy Central is making their lack of effort a little too obvious;

11:00 AM - King Ralph

1:00 PM - Juwanna Mann

3:00 PM - Malibu's Most Wanted

If there's a network called "Lingering closeups of stuff found in the fingernails of the homeless", I think I'd rather watch that today...

Fred Armisen

My favorite bit of Fred Armisen's; Billy Smith, Native American Stand-up

Elvis Would've Been Proud Of You...

What's that? More TV Sheriff? No? Drop Dead? Dial Tone?!!