Why Does Comedy Central Hate Working People?

I know everyone's supposed to be throwing barbeques and doing other 'outdoor' activities this weekend, but Comedy Central is making their lack of effort a little too obvious;

11:00 AM - King Ralph

1:00 PM - Juwanna Mann

3:00 PM - Malibu's Most Wanted

If there's a network called "Lingering closeups of stuff found in the fingernails of the homeless", I think I'd rather watch that today...