Review of the MTV Video Music Awards
Who left the theatre geeks in charge?
Hi!, we're Panic! At the Disco!. (Ed. Note; I'm not sure where the exclamation mark is supposed to go, but one of those must be right)
We love Tim Burton movies more than life itself (especially since life up to this point has consisted of mean jocks calling us 'queers' and snapping us with towels in the locker room).
Our lyrics and song titles contain passages that an eleven year old girl would erase from her diary out of embarassment.
We single handedly represent everything that's wrong with Emo, Mall Punk, MySpace and Goth. We're the ultimate cross-over band of suck.
And we won Best Video of the Year at MTV's 'barrel-rolling into meaninglessness' circle jerk known as the VMAs.
Can't afford to see us now? Don't worry. In 3 years, we'll be opening for Jesus Jones and the VengaBoys at your local County Fair...