NBA Draft Coverage, Courtesy of a Sock Puppet With a Slightly Racist Accent...

Apparently, it must be impossible to get thrown out of the NBA Draft...

Maybe The Best Use Of An Expensive Prop Ever...

Like CatNip For Geeks. More Phun With Photoshop...

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Since I'm Pretty Sure I'm Dead, Why Don't You Just Tell Me The Score Of The Red Wings Game...

A pretty old story, but funny as hell nonetheless. Cop seizes pot, Cop bakes pot into Brownies, Cop calls cops because he's a lightweight who thinks he overdosed on pot...

The Smiths On Children's Television

My favorite part of this clip is when a little girl asks Morrissey, "Where are we going?".

"We're going Mad", says Moz, trying to blow her little mind.

"Oh, I thought we were going to Kew Gardens".

Check and mate, you mopey bastard.

Your powers are useless against children, Morrissey!! Get out of there!!

Good Thing He's Not A Proctologist!! Boing!!