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Saturday, November 20, 2004

Detroit Cock City



The baton has been passed.

Over the past several years, Oakland, California has been at the forefront of chair-throwing, broken bottle drunken sports hooliganism. But in one night, that torch is now proudly passed to the fat, stupid 'How the hell did he get a ticket so close?' fans of MoTown.

Thank you Detroit. Thank you for one of the most entertaining 15 minutes of my life. I mean, really, did you see Jermaine O'Neal stone cold-cock that meathead as he was trying to get up? That's the most awesome thing ever!

It makes me wonder if over the next several years, Terrell Owens and Ron Artest will just take turns each week doing something to one-up the other. If this keeps up, one of them's gonna have to choke a bitch.

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