If Something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who doesn't speak English

It looks like Bush will push Alberto 'Tibor' Gonzalez through to be the next Attorney General, proving that you can never have too many minority scapegoats in your cabinet.

After all, that's the only 'real' use that the Bush administration gets from blacks, women and latinos isn't it? After all, those PC idiots on the left will be petrified as month-old dog shit if they have to attack a black woman or a mexican for not knowing how to do their job. Unfortunately, proving once again that you can never aim too low, this works time and time again and the left is completely hamstrung to even fake standing in the way of this government's awful policies.

I imagine that corporate America will follow the lead of this great president of ours and that most corporate scandals in the next 20 years will be the fault of 'that black vice president' or 'that mexican lady we just promoted to head of finance'. They may even go so far as to appoint retarded kids as CEO. After all, how far would the Enron investigation have gone if Chairman Corky had been indicted?