Dan Deacon, Hipster Wack-job...

When I watch this, I just keep seeing some Savannah, Georgia morning news producer saying, "What the hell? Fire all the interns!"

A Bag Of Holding Is Not A Weapon, Sir...

Love the Onion, but hate to read? Good news!!

Mr. Balloon Hands...

Annoying Hipster Douchebag

My favorite line; "Gentrification. Get used to it"

R.l.P. Calvert 'Larry Bud Mehlman' DeForest

I've often wondered if Larry was still alive. Well as of last Thursday, the answer is 'no';

More French Than A Baguette Having Sex With A Croissant...

Oh how I envy people with massive bags of disposable income. Those people, if they weren't mostly assholes with no musical taste, could go see French bands AIR and PHOENIX at the palace of Versailles this June. I'll just have to settle for seeing Air by themselves at the Masonic hall in San Fran next month. If you can't make it to either one, enjoy this;

What If I Don't Want To Wait Until Pay Day To Kill Someone?

Bring The Soda Machine Back...

A clip from Bob Odenkirk's never aired sketch show, 'Next'...

Bad Companies To Be CEO Of In The Early 80s, Part I...

That Idiot Cleary...

Ingrates at RooftopComedy.com give Jeff only one minute of publicity, despite the fact that he brought more people to the 50 Mason Comedy Club than they've ever seen;

Casey and His Brother

Battlin'... 80s style

A Synthesizer SHOWDOWN from 1985; Herbie Hancock v. Thomas Dolby v. Howard Jones v. Stevie Wonder. If the movie Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band had been made in the 80s instead of the 70s, the final scene of it would look just like this, complete with japanese subtitles...



Kudos to the Thighmaster