I Don't Even Know Who You Are Anymore!!

The Seattle Mariners, in a very unusual, uncharacteristic 'non-loser' way, are spending money like japanese executives at a titty bar. Yesterday, they ponied up for Adrian (almost as good as Beltran) Beltre. This comes 24 hours after signing Richie 'much better than Charlie' Sexson.

This all catches me very much off guard and for some reason makes me really suspicious. It's kind of like having your heroin junkie friend borrow your car so he can go buy back all your stuff that he sold for junk. You want to believe him, but secretly know that your car's never coming back.