Portland, Oregon, Day One

Stayed at the uber-hip, mid century modern chic-hole called Jupiter just east of downtown Portland last night. Fights outside of the adjoining music venue Doug Fir and balcony parties everywhere. More trucker hats and ironic t-shirts than even Ashton Kutcher could stand.

If it's poseurs and hipsters ye be seeking, look no further than the corner of 9th and Burnside in the city famous for.. uh...er... well, ok, famous for nothing other than Quarterflash, Tommy Tutone and accidentally producing Matt Groening and Gus Van Sant.