Fred Durst Has A Small Unit

Fred Durst, America's best argument against the backwards baseball hat, is suing Gawker.com for showing pictures of his laughably tiny junk after a sex video was stolen off his cell phone.

Did I mention that his business is 'children's menu' material? Did I forget to tell you that if most people have Wal-Mart in their pants then Fred's got a roadside Churro stand next to an abandoned railroad? I could go on and on (unlike Durst's wang). In short, it's in short.

Oh god I love the internets...