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Thursday, October 28, 2004


It's a great day to be a non-asshole human being. Hopefully every meat-head jag-off that's ever roamed behind the bleachers chanting '1918' at a Sox away game feels like the unclever douchebag that everyone else in the world already knew they were.

Typically, Yankee fans are crying and moaning like the babies they are, weeping aloud about 'maybe now Sox fans will finally shutup' and 'only 25 more to go'. I think it's pretty goddamn hilarious that Yankee fans are calling for anyone to shut up considering for 50 years, they haven't been able to close their own pie-hole long enough to be mistaken for having any class at all.

In short, my response to any and all Yankee fans is 'Hell no, RedSox fans won't shut up because you've got 86 years of childish taunting that is owed to you.

"Two-oo-thousand (clap-clap-clap-clap-clap), Two-oo-thousand (clap-clap-clap-clap-clap) !!!"

P.S. I have never seen so many bad moustaches on dull-looking white people as there were at Busch stadium in St. Louis last night. It seemed like every time they took a shot of the crowd it was some guy who looks like he's in sales still trying to pull off the 'Magnum P.I. look.



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