Mr. Furley Dies at 81, Never Having Realized That Jack Was Actually Straight

Anyone who took Conway in the pool, time to pay up.

Anyway, now I get to find out if I won a bet I made about 10 years ago. I maintained at the time that Don Knotts' legacy was enough to get him on the cover of People Magazine following his death. C'mon you bastards, you did it for Michael Landon!