The Smartest Guy In The World Named John Daly
I hope you didn't think I meant the golfer, cause he's a first class, Foxworthy-lovin', Hee-Haw watchin' shit-heel. The guy I'm talkin' bout is... er... was Warren County, Virginia's Community College English professor. His only crime was saying something brilliant like;
"Real freedom will come when soldiers in Iraq turn their guns on their superiors."
God I love people with the Big Brass Gilded Balls to say shit like that. I thought about making it the new masthead quote, but after the unsolicited praise I received about the only one I can take credit for, I decided to leave it up.