What's Next, Crank Calls To The Deaf?

With the first overall pick in the 1985 NBA draft, the New York Knickerbockers select...

Check out this fantastic dissection of one of the most truly awful videos ever created that didn't involve Phil Collins, Lionel Ritchie's step-by-step guide to stalking blind women, 'Hello'.

Props of course to Bob and Stereogum.