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Monday, January 03, 2005

Oooh, A Fat Sarchastic Conservative, You Must Be A Real Casanova With The Ladies...

"He who controls the spice, controls the universe"

They continued to hand out the McLaughlin Group's 'Year End' Awards last weekend. One that caught my attention was embodiment of everything slimy and evil Tony Blankley's choice for the '15 minutes of fame' award. This award goes to someone who undeservedly and without explanation got some fame over the course of the last year and will predictably fade away out of our minds and become the 'Korn' or Christian Slater of next year.

So who did Blankley pick? The 9/11 widows of course. I'm pretty tired of those annoying bitches myself. Yeah, we get it, your husbands died and you just want to make sure questions are at least asked of those who might be partly responsible. Well you got your half-assed responses, now FUCK OFF.

Even though odds are that Robert Novak will run away with the award for the 100th consecutive year, Tony certainly seems up to challenging him for 'Douchebag of the year' for 2005.



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