A quickie, A Nooner, A Matinee...

Patton Oswalt writes a lot of brilliant shit on his site, but this is particularly incredible:

"The Peppermill is this terrific coffee shop/lounge near the Riveria. It's decorated the same way Martin Landau farts after a tamale buffet, which is to say it scares children and puts truckers to sleep."

We now return you to your regularly scheduled session of beating off to pictures of Frank Langella beating off to pictures of Rebecca DeMornay.