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Friday, July 29, 2005

Like Trapped Pennsylvania Miners, But Much, Much Lower

Conservatives think this woman and Ann Coulter are HOT. But you know what, they're NOT. Here's a slightly less 'pimped' photo where some of the 'glamour's been taken out of 'glamour shot'.

Hooray! We have a couple of new winners for 'most disgusting spin by a right wing pundit'. You would think some of these assholes would be in China by now with how low they've sunk.

Both of these brilliant comments come in the wake of the Brazilian man who was shot to death in the London Underground. Totally unable to concede that this may be the downside of racial profiling and that shooting all the 'darkies' to make sure you get all them Moo-hamm-ed lovin' terrorists just might not be the greatest idea ever, these two scumbags try and turn this around to their political advantage.

First up is disgusting Coulter clone Debbie Schlussel, who is so painfully ignorant and misguided that she makes Michelle Malkin look like Mahatma Gandhi. Here's a section of her empassioned brilliance:

Everyone is all up in arms over the mistaken killing of the Brazilian man in the London subway, Jean Charles de Menezes. By "everyone," I mean all the liberals, Islamists, and haters of our war on terror--the ones who think we should just lay down and die in the name of civil liberties.

But the fact is, the man lived in Britain for three years, and, reportedly, still DIDN'T SPEAK ENGLISH! That's why he didn't heed police calls to stop.


Good stuff! No one could follow that, right? Well of course I'm wrong. Next up is King Dipshit of Hypocrisy island himself, Rush Limbaugh, who is either still mainlining the OxyContin or has got himself off of it by developing a severe drinking problem. Here's his compassionate reaction (sorry about the ALLCAPS);

IT WOULDN'T BE OUT OF THE QUESTION FOR THEM TO PICK ON SOMEONE WHO MAY NOT BE MIDDLE EASTERN BUT WHO MAY LOOK MIDDLE EASTERN. SAY, SOMEONE WHO IS FROM SOUTH AMERICA, SOMEONE WHO IS FROM CENTRAL AMERICA, AND, SAY, YOU KNOW, WE KNOW THEY'RE RACIAL PROFILING US, SO WE'RE GOING TO TRY TO GET SOME PUBLIC OPINION ON OUR SIDE. LET'S DRESS THIS GUY UP, TELL HIM TO ACT SUSPICIOUS, AND IF THE POLICE APPROACH HIM, TELL HIM TO RUN AWAY, AND WHEN THE POLICE CATCH HIM, THEN HE APPEARS TO BE INNOCENT, SO, YOU KNOW, IN ESSENCE, THEY START SENDING OUT DECOYS. THEY CAN DO ALL KIND OF THINGS WHEN THEY KNOW THAT YOUR NET -- THAT YOU HAVE CAST A NET THAT'S THAT NARROW.


So there you have it. Either the guy really was a terrorist (or perhaps 'turning into one' like the Captain of the basketball team was turning into a zombie right before Chief Wiggum shot him) or else he deserved to be shot because he didn't learn english.

Congratulations Rush and Debbie, you've proven once again that no matter how sick we may think you are, there's always another level you can kick it down to.

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