You Had Me At 'C. U. Next Tuesday'
I love it when the english language is creatively used to take a filthy word and make it even worse. For example, check out the wonderful additional nuance that the word 'muddied' gives this article from the Onion:
REPLACEMENT SOCIALITE CUNT SOUGHT FOR 'SIMPLE LIFE' CAST
NEW YORK — Due to the falling out between Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton, producers of Fox's The Simple Life are continuing their search for the perfect spoiled, no-talent socialite cunt to step in for Richie. "It shouldn't be too hard to find another vapid, muddied cum-dumpster perpetually drunk on the jizz of trust-fund himbos," producer Jonathan Murray said. "Any million-dollar Bambi with a vast inheritance and no ambition will do, though gutter-sluts with coke-fueled pasts will be given special consideration." Murray added that "it doesn't matter if her pussy rattles when the wind blows—we can fix that in post."