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Thursday, May 05, 2005

You Had Me At 'C. U. Next Tuesday'

I love it when the english language is creatively used to take a filthy word and make it even worse. For example, check out the wonderful additional nuance that the word 'muddied' gives this article from the Onion:


NEW YORK — Due to the falling out between Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton, producers of Fox's The Simple Life are continuing their search for the perfect spoiled, no-talent socialite cunt to step in for Richie. "It shouldn't be too hard to find another vapid, muddied cum-dumpster perpetually drunk on the jizz of trust-fund himbos," producer Jonathan Murray said. "Any million-dollar Bambi with a vast inheritance and no ambition will do, though gutter-sluts with coke-fueled pasts will be given special consideration." Murray added that "it doesn't matter if her pussy rattles when the wind blows—we can fix that in post."



Blogger jon blathered...

Looking for new apartments I saw a post similar to your at this craiglist new york site. Its wild how they are about the same thing!

have a great day!!

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