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Tuesday, May 03, 2005

High Quality Bat-Shittery

"Ah.. Ah think Ah mayy need a chaynge uh paynts..."

I have a wonderful idea for those on the progressive left and basically anyone who doesn't yearn for a return to the Salem witch trials. That idea is to let Pat Robertson and/or James Dobson on major network television every single day. You don't even have to ask them questions, just let them riff.

Pat Robertson, who must be belly button deep in his own feces at this point, was on Stephanapolous last week and was freaking amazing. The host didn't bait him or lead him down any sort of set up paths. He just asked him softball setup questions and let Robertson go apeshit nuts.

Amongst the things I learned last Sunday:

"Jesus told him that liberals are a bigger threat to America than Nazis, Al-Quaeda, Stalin and the Japanese EVER were."

"Hindus and Muslims should never be judges or serve in any public office."

"Ruth Bader Ginsburg is a communist because she represented the ACLU once and they might be communist."

I'm looking forward to James Dobson next week and then more Robertson the week after that.



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