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Monday, April 18, 2005

Spring Cleaning

Well, isn't that a nice logo. Ooops! I've said too much already!

Here's a few post ideas that never made it to the prestigious bandwidth of Scamboogah !! (FYI, the emphasis is on the first syllable, so pronounce it SCAM-buggah. Just imagine Joe Frazier saying it). Blame whoever you want for these ideas never making it. The Freemasons, the wacky conclaving Catholics or that old standby, the five Jew bankers. Whoever's fault it is, relish now in the ideas that were just not good enough for even the likes of you;

"Roquefort Salad Dressing Was A Lot More Popular 20 Years Ago"

"Stop Bogarting All The Insulin, Diabetics!"

"Mocktails and Near Beer only Serve To Enrage Me"

"A List Of Career Ideas" (title only for 35 years)

"Cereal Is Still Too Damn Hard To Open"

"Whatever Happened to Brother Russell?"

"5 Paragraphs About Why That Girl From 'The Bugaloos' Was Hot"

"Slashdot is for pasty geeks who masturbate to blueprints of the Millenium Falcon."

"Loathsome = Times per day you go on Fark + Fark Stories You Forward to Your Friends"

and finally, "A Reasoned Explanation Of The Meaning Of Li... Ah, fuck it, here's more whining about religeous people and television."

Well, that felt good. Enjoy your Spring!!



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