Go Down To The Racetrack And Find Us A New Pontiff!

No one too 'frisky' though...

Apparently, there's a third hand unconfirmed rumor going around that the Vatican will pick an old and frail man to be the next Pope. This way, we won't have to wait another three decades to go through the fun process of picking a new guy.

If this is even remotely true, then the Catholic church is even more shitfuck-crazy than I thought. They want a REBOUND Pope? A skanky intermediary Pontiff that they met down at the local tavern? Some quick, dirty religeous leadin' while the bishops in charge look for the Mr. Right?

The real tragedy in all of this, obviously, is that I now have to re-tool the website of the imaginary band I used to be in, Papal Itch...