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Friday, January 14, 2005

Our President The Four Year Old

Here's a fine example of the Snickering Dope you redneck fools elected president:

(from CNN)
"Sen. Ben Nelson finally has succeeded in getting President Bush to stop calling him by the nickname "Nellie."

Bush had been referring to the Nebraska Democrat as "Nellie" since 2001.

Nelson disliked the nickname and had asked the president to stop using it.

The president likes to give people nicknames. He has called Vladimir Putin, the president of Russia, "Pootie-Poot," while aide Karen Hughes gets "High Prophet."

Can't you just picture it? Senator Nelson politely asking the president not to call him by such a childish nickname and our President going, "Ok, whatever Nellie. Heh heh". "Hey Nellie, why don't ya gimme yer lunch money? Eh Nellie?".

And 'Pootie-Poot'? Are you sure that's not the stuff in the toilet that 'Rovey-Rove' has to come run and flush?

And finally, Karen Hughes' nickname, High Prophet, is just weird. It doesn't fit in at all with the rest of his slobbering retard monikers. I'm guessing it's some sort of Free Mason or Skull and Bones thing.



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