Does the Pope Shit in the Woods?

I'm off to Lassen Volcanic National Park for the weekend, but I've taken my faithful audience (Freitas) into account and written a few blasts ahead of time.

Of course, this could all turn out horribly wrong like in the movie 'Capricorn One'. What if I die on Saturday, and there's a post out there for Sunday? Then everyone will know it's fake and they'll have to send the black helicopters after me. Save me OJ! I love that movie. Peter Hyams best work (yes, even better than The Presidio!). If I won the lottery today, I would start pre-production tomorrow on a sequel and get the original cast (James Brolin, Sam Waterston, and OJ Simpson)... Oh wait, Elliot Gould is dead. Ah screw it, wouldn't be the same without Gould...