American Idol winner Adam Lambert has assured people that 'all their questions will be answered' in an upcoming Rolling Stone interview. It is assumed that the most popular question asked of him is, "How completely retarded do you have to be not to already know you are gay?".
California's Murphy-Goode Winery is looking to fill a position that will have someone twitter about their wines for $10,000 a month. Whoever already owns the handle @Total_Asshole_who_should_totally_eat_a_bullet is highly encouraged to apply.