Back when I was a kid, Blogs were called 'imaginary friends' and were only slightly more pathetic.

Friday, June 29, 2007

NBA Draft Coverage, Courtesy of a Sock Puppet With a Slightly Racist Accent...

Apparently, it must be impossible to get thrown out of the NBA Draft...

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Friday, June 22, 2007

Maybe The Best Use Of An Expensive Prop Ever...

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Like CatNip For Geeks. More Phun With Photoshop...



For more greatness, check out Planet Hiltron.

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Thursday, June 14, 2007

Since I'm Pretty Sure I'm Dead, Why Don't You Just Tell Me The Score Of The Red Wings Game...

A pretty old story, but funny as hell nonetheless. Cop seizes pot, Cop bakes pot into Brownies, Cop calls cops because he's a lightweight who thinks he overdosed on pot...

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Monday, June 11, 2007

The Smiths On Children's Television

My favorite part of this clip is when a little girl asks Morrissey, "Where are we going?".

"We're going Mad", says Moz, trying to blow her little mind.

"Oh, I thought we were going to Kew Gardens".

Check and mate, you mopey bastard.

Your powers are useless against children, Morrissey!! Get out of there!!

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Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Good Thing He's Not A Proctologist!! Boing!!

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