Project "YouTube Dump" Continues...
This starts off slow, but gets really damn funny...
Back when I was a kid, Blogs were called 'imaginary friends' and were only slightly more pathetic.
I think this falls under the category, "Hurting the people it's trying to help"...
"I'm gonna go hang out with Bill Gates and his bitches!!!" - Crazy guy on BART
Long time readers of this 'ere fine publication will no doubt remember that I went to NYU film school with some guy named Manoj Shyamalan. Nice guy, bit of a dork (but weren't we all?). After school, once most of us had lost track of each other and gone our seperate ways, he later changed his name to 'M. Night' and began cranking out mediocre movies with wacky surprise endings and has somehow parlayed this into some weird ego-driven fantasyland where his movies don't even need titles or advertising as long as people are aware that they were made by 'Night'. Like Hitchcock without the 20-year string of masterpieces or Andy Warhol without whatever the hell anyone ever saw in his work.
"Mr. Bamberger met the auteur at a dinner party ("Night's shirt was half open — Tom Jones in his prime")and became awestruck ("What kind of power could he have over me?")."
"...an actress in Night's presence is "like Moses before the burning bush.""
"Night reminds himself of Bob Dylan — and Mr. Dylan's ability to affect a wide and diverse audience is very like Night's, according to the book."
He made a lot of money with The Sixth Sense.
He made us say, "What the --? Are you kidding me? Jesus, that's stupid!" at the ending of Unbreakable
He tested our faith, our patience, and our good nature with Signs.
And with The Village he reminded us that we had seen that episode of Twilight Zone about thirty years before.
Yes, M. Night Shyamlan, who makes the auteur theory want to move to Milwaukee and change its name to Larry, is back...and he's discovered water imagery! with Lady In The Water.